Jaime King

Pixel

Justin Long

Donald

Peter Stormare

Oberon

Graham Frye

Charlie the Cook

Ryan Adams

Bad Boy Billy

Ashley Banks

Nasty Natalie

Monica Hewes

Millie

Trevor Christensen

Wichitaesque Wes

Elizabeth Dray

Hayley

Xavier Hernandez

Upper Income Lawrence

Margaret Ivey

Muttering Molly

Alison Johnson

Sheila the Sleepwalker

Daniel Kumatz

Red-Capped Rick

Amir Lamei

Sammy the Street Kid

Rachel Leming

Bombshell Yvette

Keeley Locke

Amorous Amber

Cliff Moore

Don't Touch Me Todd

Candi Pranke

Bombshell Barbie

Dustin Rubin

Quirky Quentin

Ryan Triebold

Golden Boy Gus

Kiara Tucker

Epileptic Eve

Mathew Waters

Terrible Twin #1

Bradley Waters

Terrible Twin #2

Joe Worthen

T-Shirt Tommy

Amber Brooke

Wendy Girl (uncredited)

Trista Michelle LaPrade

(uncredited)

Lauren Schaffel

(voice)[uncredited]